platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

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GIVE ME AN EH

cheerleaders at canadian pep rallies (via pemsylvania)

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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